Total pages in book: 74
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 72944 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 365(@200wpm)___ 292(@250wpm)___ 243(@300wpm)
Yes. He thought I was cute.
“You’re right.” Micha sat us down on the couch and kissed my head as he snuggled me tighter against him. “You’re very cute, especially when you’re drunk and dramatic and trying not to talk to me about everything in your head.”
“It’s leaking out.” Brain diapers should be a thing. “I keep trying to catch it but it’s not working.”
Everything was sneaky tonight, including me.
I sighed, making sure Micha knew I was frustrated by that, but he chuckled. “I’ll catch your brains, so I don’t want you to worry about leaks or escapes.”
Ugh.
“When you’re done with your sound effects, I’d like to know what you thought of the scene last night.” He was so rude he didn’t even sound worried.
Didn’t he know he was supposed to ease me into that conversation?
So rude.
“I’ll never be done and you can’t make me tell you that I liked it. I know my contract. I don’t have to tell you that. Just colors. I’m green. I’m stupid and I might need more special…special whatever that was. But I’m green and that’s all I have to say.” Contracts were hard but I was pretty sure that was what mine said.
Maybe.
“I’m glad you’re green.” Micha was such a pain in the butt he kissed my head again and snuggled me so my face was pressed against his neck. “I’m going to tell you my green parts.”
For fuck’s sake.
“That’s cheating.” It had to be. “You can’t make me know what you like.”
Micha’s chest jerked but he didn’t laugh out loud that time. “You can get up and walk away at any point, but I feel like talking.”
“I’ll…” I’d do something…but what? “I’ll go down on you. I will.”
He snorted.
“At this point I’m not sure you could find your dick, much less mine.” Mumbling something about lunch and drunk nuts…which might’ve been about me…he sighed. “I liked being in control. That’s not a surprise, though.”
“No.” He was exhausting. “You like that and you like taking care of me.”
I was a lot of work but he seemed to like it.
There was no accounting for taste or common sense.
“So the whole thing…the stuff…that was all something you liked because you controlled me so much you had to take care of me.” I still didn’t understand making more work and liking it, but Micha was confusing sometimes.
“You’re really smart when you only have a few brains left.” Micha rubbed my back as he kissed my forehead. “I’m glad you understand.”
“That’s the easy part.” My parts were hard. His were easy. “The quiet toy keeps me from being a pain in the ass. The coloring kept me busy. I didn’t annoy either of us. My arms. You made me have to sit still. You fed me. Yeah. That’s the easy part. I can see why you liked it.”
I was the confusing part.
Why had I liked it?
“Because you like it when I take care of you.” Micha decided to be a mind reader and a pain in the butt. “You like it when I cuddle you and your brain really seemed to like not having to do grown-up stuff at all. You relaxed and actually got a good night’s sleep.”
“It was probably the orgasm and bubbles. The combination might be magic. Or science? Something like that.” I’d have looked that up online but I was kind of afraid what the search results would look like.
Shit.
“I forgot…you were…you were supposed to use my ass.” How had I forgotten? “And…and this morning we were late because…well, you distracted us.”
He’d snuggled me until I’d used the stupid diaper again.
He was a sneaky fucker.
But he was kinda cute and he gave me kisses and he bought me books.
“I’m glad it seems like you have to keep me then.” Micha just had to keep proving he was psychotic. No. Psychic.
Ugh.
He just kept laughing.
“That’s going to make me seasick. You have to stop bouncing me around. Giggle still. Yes. Very still.” He was so big he was like a boat. Fuck. He laughed again. “No. You have to sit very still. You’re making the world move. God, you’re big.”
It was so sexy.
“Stop grabbing your dick. You can’t distract us yet.” Micha was being completely unreasonable and took my hands, pinning them against my thighs. “That’s better. I’ll let you play with your cock once we’ve had our talk.”
Talk?
“I talked.” I talked about random stupid shit, but I talked. “I’m done.”
Nope.
Couldn’t move.
Couldn’t touch my dick.
“I’m stuck.” Admitting that made the dick situation even worse. “Now I really need to come. Please?”
Nope.
Still couldn’t move.
“Where were we before you distracted me? Oh. Yes. What I liked.” He sighed like he was proud of himself for figuring it out. “I already said control and taking care of you. That’s where we got off track. You and your dick.”
“You like that too. It’s green for you.” He was easily entertained sometimes. “You liked the diaper because it kind of controls my dick and it makes me wiggly. You like that too.”