Total pages in book: 79
Estimated words: 77949 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 390(@200wpm)___ 312(@250wpm)___ 260(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 77949 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 390(@200wpm)___ 312(@250wpm)___ 260(@300wpm)
Santos knows there’s no way to use logic when dealing with someone as crazy as Dally. But sometimes getting what he wants comes with some bumps in the road, so he does the only thing he can and decides to keep sweet Harley and the walking-talking definition of insanity…Dally. Unfortunately, sometimes crazy comes in an interesting package and he can’t be held accountable for that.
Harley has no idea what’s going on or how he’s ended up with a Daddy and a Papa that have decided to keep him. Finding one guy who accepts his lactation and realizes he’s not as take-charge as he looks has always been hard enough, but now he’s got two and he’s not sure what to do about it…or how to keep them from fight-kissing on his lap. Who knew that was a thing?
Sometimes compromise is key, but sometimes it’s a sweet helper who brings two stubborn men together and makes a family of three.
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Their Little Helper is part of The Lactin Brotherhood shared world about men who naturally lactate and the guys who need them. This is a DD/lb age play lactation kink solo book by M.A. Innes, although other authors are also writing and co-writing in this universe
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DALLY
“No. I’m sorry but that’s terrible logic. Useful is a much better indication of a successful long-term partnership.” How did people make such ridiculous decisions about dating? Especially two such attractive men. “What can you do? Home repairs? Balance his checkbook? Do you plan really good vacations?”
There were so many more skills that would be useful long term and practical was incredibly sexy.
“Um, no.” The athletic-looking blond blinked at me as the slightly bored businessman who’d been chatting him up cocked his head curiously. “I…I give good head?”
“That’s not going to work. Eventually his dick isn’t going to work either.” And there was definitely an age gap between the two men, so we had to consider that. “We’ll all get there. It’s nothing personal but we need to figure out other options for you to use as your primary skill set.”
What would they do when the vanilla-looking businessman’s dick was done?
Age gap couples needed to plan better, but they never did.
Okay, we could fix this. They had good chemistry, that’d been obvious just eavesdropping, so we simply needed to push them to talk about more practical things.
Like oil changes and vacations and grocery shopping…the important shit that would make or break a relationship.
God, what if one of them was a grocery store lister and one was a pantser and they couldn’t handle that?
“Let’s try it another way.” Basketball build guy just needed a push in a new direction. Athletic meant hardworking, so we needed to figure out where else he worked hard. “What else makes you feel accomplished?”
He’d been bragging about his sexual skills to begin with, but what else was he proud of?
“You clearly like oral sex and doing well at that, so what else gives you that same sense of proficiency?” Hopefully he could figure out something else that didn’t involve his ass or his mouth. Unfortunately, our bored businessman seemed to think those were a dime a dozen.
“I…oh, um.” Our blond cutie blinked and actually blushed. “It’s stupid.”
Now we were getting somewhere.
“I don’t want to hear that.” Especially since the sexy businessman was clearly paying a lot more attention. The cutie had gone from a hookup to something more. “Feeling skilled or gifted at something is important.”
It kept sexy cuties interesting in the long run.
“I…well…I clean really well.” For some reason he thought that was something to be embarrassed about, but when me and the businessman nodded seriously, he kept going. “I…I like it. And…and I can cook.”
Yep, business guy liked that.
Had no one ever taken care of him?
He looked like the type where even his housekeeper didn’t seem to like him.
“So would you call yourself a caretaker or are you just focused on making a good home for your partner?” The blush was back, but he was adorable and looked so sweet and submissive the business guy shifted his hand to adjust his erection.
For some reason, that was what made our sexy athlete squirm. “I’m not annoying. I can keep that stuff to myself.”
Oh dear.
It was time for his Dom to step in.
“Did you hear that?” Ridiculous. “Someone made him feel bad for wanting to take care of his Dom. That’s terrible. He needs to know how sexy you found that. I’m pretty sure a bit of cuddling would go a long way too.”
They needed less talk of orgasms and erections and more talk about feeling safe and supported. “Then once he’s feeling more secure, an orgasm and a nursing session would go a long way. He keeps staring at your chest but he doesn’t seem like the type to ask for what he wants.”
How people ended up at a Lactin Brotherhood meet-and-greet and didn’t talk about the lactating part always surprised me.
Now they were both gaping at me.
“Cuddles.” Waving my arms between them, I stepped back from their table. “Go find one of the couches in the corner. Quiet orgasms if you get that far.”
Because loud ones were evidently frowned upon.
Judgy idiots.
Orgasms should always be loud.
Business guy sighed at me and shook his head, but it was a familiar reaction anytime I won, so I knew I could move on. “Have fun.”
Hoping they could behave and not go back to the oral sex discussion, I forced myself to walk away. “You can’t babysit everyone. Sometimes you have to let people sink or swim on their own.”
It was painful, though.
But I told myself they’d make good decisions and understand why I was right as I started to wander around the room again. The Lactin Brotherhood meetings were always fun one way or another.
I liked getting to help people, but it was okay to be selfish once in a while. “Time to find someone for me.”
I’d helped the oral sex couple and the guy with a thing for the confused waiter and the Dom who was hot for the other Dom. That seemed like they were going to need a sub who loved to bottom, but they could figure that out.